Okay, there’s this weird-ass rumor going around that JB Smoove — JB fucking Smoove — may be playing J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man: Far From Home. I guess Marvel saw DC turn Perry White Black and thought, “We want some of that.”
Okay, two things.
First, JK Simmons was the best J. Jonah Jameson ever. Period. No contenders, we are done. Put the chairs on the table, scrub the fryer. The kitchen is fucking closed.
Second, the idea of JB Smoove as J. Jonah Jameson is fucking hilarious. Smoove is a hella funny guy, but his complete and utter miscasting as JJJ is almost transcendent.
But, hey, Tilda Swinton absolutely killed it as the Ancient One, so what do I know?